Power Rangers: We Finally Get A Glimpse Of The Zords, And They Look…Well...

Last year, it was announced that Lionsgate Studios would be producing a 'Power Rangers' remake. Earlier in the summer, we saw the new suits (wedges?!). This week we finally got to see what are arguably the coolest part of the Power Rangers franchise: The giant fighting robots.

Five posters, one for each teenager with attitude, have been released showing the rangers posing/relaxing on their respective zords. It’s been twenty years since we last saw these particular robo-dino’s/prehistoric mammals on the big screen and uh…

I don’t, uh…..

I mean…

Oof…

 I guess they aren't the worst. I genuinely like how the Triceratops looks, though, full disclosure, Billy was always my favorite. And with the Tyrannosaurus, Sabre-tooth tiger, and Pterodactyl, I at least can tell what I’m looking out. But that Mastodon confounds me. I can’t make any sense of what I’m seeing. What is he standing on? Is that the trunk? Why is it so weird and skinny? Is it coming out of the things butt?  

We’ll have to wait until 'Power Rangers' hits theaters next March to find out.

 Have creative descriptions of what the black thing looks like to you? Or have you figured out which part is which? Leave a comment because I cannot figure this thing out.